5 Consider Appropriate Footwear
"Wear closed-toed shoes. Ghosts tend to come out in the dark and there is NOTHING paranormal about a stubbed toe. Save those espadrilles for your witch hunts."
4 Fridge First!
"Always remember to find the fridge. No matter where you're hunting, chances are they have a pantry or a fridge with lots of goodies. Don't forget your baggies to save some for later!"
3 Don't Bug the Cops
"Never involve the police. More often than not they will think you're crazy. If you need help, reach out to your local congressman, clergyman or Coast Guard."
2 Does He Have a Pulse?
"Never fall in love with a ghost! We all like bad boys but stick to the living ones. Sorry, Kurt Cobain!"
1 Shorts FTW
"Don't be afraid to wear shorts! There's nothing wrong with letting the breeze through those chicken legs during an investigation. And guys love em'!"
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